Good afternoon to all. Especially to the proud parents of J___, to her friends, members of the administration, and members of the community, for inviting us, her team, and most of all for the support you have given to her. Her victory is as much your pride as it is ours.
First, of all, let me tell you about how close we are. [Pointing to my team, four young men huddled at a table just in front of me to my right, who, like me, have just had a first taste of a meal topped by a well crafted Nigerian salad, and now restlessly anticipating the third big event, African dancing.]. We really are seated this close in the lab. D__ sits directly behind J__, N__ to her right, R__ to her left. At this distances, a word that flies from the mouth of one takes a fraction of a fraction of a second to land on the receptive ears of another. And so do viruses, like COVID, and this other virus that infects the floor every year. And so does news. Within minutes, word about a tiny accident we had at the lab spread throughout the school. We spilled a bottle of Congo red, a thick, nasty goo, inside the autoclave; you could say we contaminated the decontaminator. [Laughs]. I did say that one day we would be laughing about this.
Another thing about distances. J__’s dorm is quite far from our Institute. One could compose two chapters of a dissertation walking from there. Or, compose content for a Youtube channel. About two years back, we discovered that J__ had a Youtube channel. We were all amazed, most of all because we found out that J__ sang very well. She took time out to work on her research, but now she’s back, and we’re about to see new posts. Please visit her channel, @ ___.
J__’s claim to fame, as you all know, is that she named a bacteria. In our business, the chance to name a new species is a big thing. I would not have minded if she had named it anything she wanted. She could have named it Lysinibacillus amarachii, or Lysinibacillus kenjilimiensis. I’m so relieved she did not name it Lysinibacillus nimbbiensis; that would’ve been ridiculous. The story of this bacterium began when we discovered it in 2014; ten years later, J__ finished its story. No, she opened a new chapter. It wasn’t easy. Shakespeare asked “What’s in a name?” For J__, it meant five years of tears and fears — you know, during her defense I was probably more nervous than she was, and she defended her work so well.
If there’s one word to describe J__, it would be “works hard”. OK, that’s two words; might as well add a third: relentless. J__ is relentless. In this business we fail a thousand times to succeed once, and when we do, we celebrate, big time. J__’s thesis is this thick [putting up my thumb and forefinger to demonstrate an inch]. But if we had to write about everything that we did, the failed experiments and guesses abandoned, this room wouldn’t fit the volumes that would have to be written. And J__ couldn’t have done it without the support of her team [pointing the spotlight to the four young men]. We couldn’t have done it without the advice of her readers Dr. D__ and Dr. D__ who hosted J__ at her lab for some days. J__ did all this because you supported her, you her family and her friends, especially her friends from Amicos, you who have seen her spiritual battles, which we in the lab were as privileged to observe. All these difficulties, endured, conquered, with friends, team, and family, have sculpted J__’s character into the strong spirit we honor today.
And so, here we are.
The words we use in philosophy, and theology, like substance, being, substantiated being, are imbued with a clarity that makes no mistake as to what they mean. In science, words are coated in a thick layer of uncertainty, of probability, over an extremely thin but sweet blanket of possibility; it is that last one that keeps us going. J__ dug in deep, penetrating, so that now, the name Lysinibacillus zambalensis will forever be connected with her name.
To close. Louis Pasteur said, Dans les champs d’observation, le hasard ne favorise que les esprits préparés. Jean Claude here can tell you this means “Chance favors the prepared mind.” J__ is a very well prepared mind, and with excitement, we look forward to all the awesome things you, J__, will do, moving forward.
Again, a big thank you to all of you. And congratulations to our new doctor, Doctor J__!
(Silang, Cavite, 20 July 2025)




